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Stopping for Gas (500-Word Memoir Contest Entrant)
by Cynthia Robinson
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My mother always drugged our cat before family car trips. Ruth claimed that if she didn’t sedate him, Buster would run amok.

Buster was a Tomcat the size of a wolverine. He had a bite like a staple-remover, claws like a Mandarin, and the temperament of a Cossack. Was drugging him wise? Yes—my mother was convinced. This was the 1960s.

I was ten, my brother Craig was eight, when we drove from Chicago to Louisville. Ruth dosed Buster with twice the recommended feline sedative. We watched him free-fall into a Sunny Von Bülow coma.

Buster slept, open-eyed, until we crossed state lines and a fetid odor filled the car.

Kentucky smells like a sewage treatment plant,” I said.

Suddenly, Buster’s eyes crossed. He writhed like a worm on a hook. He bolted, yowling, onto the shelf behind the back seat.

“That smell is Buster,” Ruth said. “He has gas.”

We unrolled the windows. Buster’s ears flattened in the wind. The attacks blitzkrieged, always the same pattern: a foul smell, then a pained frenzy. Buster hurled himself onto the headrests, the floor, the dashboard.

He pounced onto my father’s head and held fast, digging his claws into Harry’s jaw. Harry looked like he was wearing a coonskin cap with chinstraps.

“I’m putting Buster out in this cornfield,” Harry said. He tried to shoulder-check but couldn’t turn his cat-draped head.

“No,” Craig and I cried.

Tiny dots of blood seeped from Harry’s cheeks. He looked in the rearview mirror, coasted to the shoulder. Buster jumped down.

“He’s good now,” I said.

Harry dabbed his jaw with a hankie and eased the vehicle back onto the interstate. Buster crouched down. He flicked his tail, eyeing Craig. He hissed long and wet like a spitting cobra. Craig cringed into the corner, his knees pulled up, his forearms shielding his face.

“See what happens,” my mother said.

Craig whimpered.

“I told you not to torture that cat,” she said.

“I need gas,” Harry said. “Gasoline.”

We came to a hamlet—a collection of shotgun shacks tossed down by the interstate, some clad in brick, others in peeling, brick-patterned paper. A few businesses staggered up to the asphalt; a grocery, beauty parlor, a gas station.

We pulled in. A young station attendant sidled toward the vehicle. Harry cracked the window, craned his neck up to the opening, said, “fill it up” and quickly rolled the window shut.

The attendant bent down and peered into the car. Harry stared ahead, hands gripping the wheel. My mother gazed out the windshield as if we were driving along a scenic route, beneath bowers of blossoming dogwoods. Craig and I met the attendant’s eyes, our faces frozen into likenesses of two terrified budgies; heads tilted, pupils dilated, mouths calcified into rictus grins. The predator—our cat—rested serenely between us.

The attendant studied us. Then he walked to the back of the vehicle, unscrewed the gas nozzle, and filled up the tank. 



Cynthia Robinson lives in San Francisco. She has an MFA from University of San Francisco, where she taught creative writing. One of her short stories was published in Switchback, another was nominated for Best New American Voices. She has just finished her first novel, Dog Park, a noir thriller that explores the light and breezy side of murder.
   
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Adam Kleinberg 10.22.2007
This is fucking hysterical.
Karen 10.22.2007
That's a heck of a first line! I still can't get that image of a cat as a coonskin cap with chinstraps outta my head...
Ronan 10.22.2007
Parents - pets - roadtrips to somewhere via nowhere. I completely relate and completely love'd it! Our cat was on the pill, for some reason that made more sense to my mom than getting her fixed.
Phil Etweld 10.22.2007
Hilarious! I thought my family's car trips were unrivaled but this story takes it. (We blamed the dog.)
kay hesketh 10.22.2007
a real good laugh, .....feel free to get in touch for any gaps in the two loons street tales
daria 10.22.2007
I think I will be laughing for days.
Russ 10.22.2007
I can relate. Everytime I have gastrointestinal distress I feel like clawing the first bald head I come across. Too bad, it's usually my own.
James 10.22.2007
Very funny. I remember many a road trip in the old Bonneville station wagon and five siblings. We never took our cat, but my mother was always ready with her "S.B.D.'s"
amy 10.22.2007
ahhh, cat trips with the 3 family cats... drool, urine, feces... the memories are still vivid and sweet. thanks Cynthia.
stevie 10.22.2007
Ohmygodohmygodohmygod. That was so funny, funny, funny. Did I say it was funny? I meant brilliant. It was brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. I’m dying here reading this. Dying, do you hear me? Jesus god, I loved it.
darlene 10.22.2007
So funny, funnier than the Griswalds Family Vacations! I can just picture it all!
Timothy 10.23.2007
This writer is hilarious and dead-on- it was Kentucky.
david 10.23.2007
great fun. the staple remover alone is worth the price of admission.
Lale 10.23.2007
...another wood paneled station wagoned family road tripper who enjoyed the story...good stuff!
Betsy Dee 10.23.2007
I laughed, I cried, I peed. This is nostalgia at its most hilarious.
Anne 10.23.2007
Life was so much more fun before DVD players sat in parents' headrests! In fact, you should make a short film so the kiddies could play it on family trips.
Roberta 10.23.2007
Very vivid imagery. I really enjoyed it. I have to say though; whenever I've traveled with sedated cats I've always put them in a carrier. Of course if that had been the case, this story wouldn't have been so funny...;0)
Barbra Schroeder 10.26.2007
Brilliant! I really loved it, hilarious! Good job.
Michael Brown 10.29.2007
Temperment like a cossack. Sunny Von Bulow coma A Few staggered up to the asphalt: Not just funny as hell; a talented writer.
Celeste Sterrett 11.2.2007
Families, road trips, pets - the combination is a winner and this story is make me cry funny!! I hope this family took a lot of trips and there are more stories to be written.
Elizabeth 11.13.2007
I was going to say "hilarious," but I just feel so unoriginal after reading everybody else's comments...I will say that my favorite moment/image is that of the parents staring out the windshield...love it.
JoAnn DeLucca 11.18.2007
Great, colorful descriptions that brought vivid images to my mind and made me laugh out loud which brought my husband to the door of my computer room to see what was so funny. I wanted more!
 
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